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The new server is in a probation phase. If it's more stable, it gets the job!


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Yahoo News
Judge suggests Hawaii man avoid favorite soda on probation
Baby boom: 9 labor unit nurses pregnant at Maine hospital
An 'extreme stalker' has a Utah family's home under siege
Mix-up: British Airways plane lands in Scotland, not Germany
UK prison guards smell a rat and find rodents stuffed with drugs
Alaska man who tracks down stolen vehicles enters plea deal
Philly chilly in September, so nude bike ride set for August
Reel-y? New beer can double as motion picture film developer
Illinois governor's schedule includes recommended attire
Florida man Googles self to find out which Florida Man he is
A rare albino penguin makes its debut at zoo in Poland
Knitting with a repurpose: Woman makes suit of plastic bags
Thief steals 140 sap buckets in Vermont
Dozens of rattlesnakes removed from under Texas home
Escaped wallaby goes on walkabout in Dallas neighborhood
Man recreates bunny suit marriage proposal for anniversary
LA-area pursuit suspect breakdances before surrendering
Man uses nude mannequins to send message to 'nosey' neighbor
A no-paper jam: Printer ink spill blots all interstate lanes
Police: Unicorn-costumed robbery suspect has been unmasked
Police: Duo nabbed trying to steal Capone statue in Arkansas
Germany: Drunk passenger demands high-speed train slow down
Police: Person with unicorn costume, crowbar robs store
T-shirt gun used to launch contraband into Oklahoma prison
Berlin zoo shows off new polar bear cub
Florida man finds bright green iguana in toilet, calls 911
Hip hop best bet for a cheese that will please: Swiss study
Escaped lion spends night in jail cell in South Africa
Moving day: Bear family living in highway median relocated
North Carolina thrift show sells 'haunted' furniture for $1K
Court: Middle finger protected by the constitution
Tel Aviv deploys 'zombie lights' for mobile-obsessed walkers
Goat elected as honorary mayor sworn in for first term
Germany: Crematorium goes up in flames, bodies survive
Hit by an arrow, mobile phone dies saving Australian man
Lamb found trotting through New York City bridge traffic
French fry-munching ferret found at California city hall
Birthday billboard blows up man's phone with well wishers
Winter rescue: Stranded dog winched to safety on helicopter
Slovenian woman cuts hand to claim insurance
Woman picks matching numbers 30 times to win lottery game
Mississippi agency has spent $18,000 defending $200 fine
Painting sow Pigcasso hogs the limelight at South Africa farm
German yachtsman inflates trousers to survive 3 hours in sea
Colorado rescuers save moose trapped in window well
Michigan man receives congratulatory telegram 50 years later
CVS to change on hold music
Motorcyclist killed after hitting dead pig in roadway
Surrogate bonds with baby gorilla rejected by mother
In deceit proposal: Feds say man wed stranger to stay in US

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