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Yahoo News
Bar scales back 'free shot per goal' promotion after U.S. 13-0 win
Fowl ref! Scotland bring out the rubber chickens at World Cup
Actress Jenny Slate to address island graduating class of 1
Family discovers graduation cake made of plastic foam
Lift those knees: Babies crawl to the Lithuanian finish line
Principal: I accidentally plagiarized Ashton Kutcher speech
Gator busts through kitchen window, breaks bottles of wine
Air Force: Obscene contrails above Phoenix unintentional
Seattle man builds fence around car-share vehicle at duplex
Polish activists try to save cows condemned to death
Never-ending reading: Oregon GOP tries to tie up Legislature
Snake slithers out of toilet, bites Florida man on arm
Polish activists try to save cows condemned to death
Road closes when bee boxes fall off university truck
Duvets discarded, cushions thrown at Japan's Pillow Fighting Championship
Ready, aim, oops! Historic tank turns lemon-lime yellow
Police: Man drove drunk to pick up woman charged with DWI
Someone breaks into home, takes nothing, gives it good scrub
Sea dragons captivate visitors at California aquarium
Fugitive says he'll surrender if people like wanted poster
Belgian monks resurrect brewery after two century break
Polish sextuplets surprise parents and doctors expecting five
Eiffel Tower climber in custody after daring ascent
Rescuers try to talk down Eiffel Tower climber
Van passenger impaled by tripod on California freeway
Thief must pay $28K to fix stolen 'Dukes of Hazzard' Sno-Cat
Leaping Lizards: Florida wildlife officials catch big lizard
Coin toss settles rare Philippine election tie
Raven chicks in the Tower ward off prophecy of doom for Brexit Britain
NYPD used Woody Harrelson photo to find lookalike beer thief
Spray foam-encased kitten rescued by Oregon garbage worker
My kind of mix-up: $5,760 bottle of wine served by mistake
Retrial planned for man who broke $4.5M statue's thumb
Correction: Costly Coffee story
Bird lays eggs on fake turf, displacing soccer teams for now
Unwanted: Grenade found in Goodwill store's donation bin
Take or pay: Belgian ex-king faces paternity fines
Alligator blocks runway at Air Force base in Florida
Kitten stowaways found after long journey in steel column
Semi-trailer hauling honey overturns along Indiana highway
Nebraska farmer cuts off trapped leg using pocket knife
Police: 5-year-old brings crack cocaine to preschool
Danish candidate places election ad on adult site
Merkel fan accidentally grounds chancellor's plane
Police: New Mexico driver fled and said, 'I don't think so'
No-contest plea in machete attack: 'He owes me choke ahi'
Woman escapes with cat from car that plunged into river
Police: South Dakota man stole sex toys from couple's house
New Jersey gets official state microbe: Streptomyces griseus
Snake turns up in washing machine smelling 'like Downy'

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